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Total Medals Earned: 160 (From 52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,840 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/26/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken 5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris 10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it 25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk 50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song 100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 1/12/10
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 1/9/10
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 1/9/10
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 1/12/10
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Robot Fuel Unlocked 1/9/10
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 1/9/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 1/9/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 1/9/10
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 1/9/10
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/7/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/7/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 1/9/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 1/12/10
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 2/7/10
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 2/7/10
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Smasher Unlocked 2/7/10
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 2/7/10
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 2/7/10
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow Unlocked 2/7/10
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 6/12 (65/285 points)

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Quick Feet Unlocked 8/17/11
5 Points
Quickly move down the mountain.
Thrill Seeker Unlocked 8/17/11
10 Points
Flirt with death.
Ultimate Goatman Unlocked 8/17/11
10 Points
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Ultimate Fireman Unlocked 8/17/11
25 Points
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Ultimate Lederhosen Unlocked 8/17/11
50 Points
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Hooked 5 Points Play the game many times in one session.
Hot Toes 10 Points Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Ultimate Survivor 25 Points Reach a score of 1500
Ultimate Rockman 100 Points Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Medals Earned: 5/9 (100/240 points)